CORY: Mr. Feeny, look. This show’s proving that we’re absorbing the right type of knowledge, alright? I mean that’s why we’re the champions. (classroom applauds)

FEENY: Champions of what, Mr. Matthews? Of a generation whose verbal and mathematical skills have sunk so low, when you have the highest level of technology at your fingertips? Gutenberg’s generation thirsted for a new book every six months! Your generation gets a new web page every six seconds! And how do you use this technology? To beat King Koopa! And save the princess. Shame on you. You deserve what you get. (bell rings) Sit down. Stay where you are. For the first time, I choose to walk out on you.